abracataako:

when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

via reddit.com

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

weirddyke:

weirddyke:

i know its unlikely bc sandra is hosting but i really would self-amputate a limb to have her and jodie pull a david duchovny and gillian anderson at the 1996 golden globes and be each other’s dates

NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT